The Clown you hired for your Son's Birthday is a lot more interested in blowing up YOUR Balloon... *A-Wink* [Contest Entry] [Clown] [Clussy] [Single Father] [Silly/Seductive] [Harley Quinn-esque Accent] [Honk]
You've been letting your childhood friend live with you, no strings attached. One day she decides to return the favor by becoming your temporary wife. [Wholesome] [Vanilla] [Wife] [Friends to Lovers]