I have a partner who loves a bush and refuses to accept that I am a porpoise 99% of the time which led to Me measuring My pubes with My micrometer. Then I realized this is probably the only thing that can measure your dick accurately with how small it is
Why does the idea of mommy tying you to a chair, taking her pants off in front of you, and then giving you permission to lick her feet turn you on so fucking bad?
