Hey slut… yes, I'm afraid this is necessary. I have to make sure you wont run away when My new Bull arrives. He will show you what a real cock feels like.
I have a partner who loves a bush and refuses to accept that I am a porpoise 99% of the time which led to Me measuring My pubes with My micrometer. Then I realized this is probably the only thing that can measure your dick accurately with how small it is