On behalf of the entire Matriarchy, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all of our guests who are visiting us for SLUTcon. Here's to many more years of peace and cooperation between our lands.
I was let out of my cell for the first time in months today to be sent to SLUTcon. The Matriarchy wants to show off their new 'Prisoner Encasement Technology' I feel like I'm on my way to be given to Jabba the Hutt.
Today is the fifth year I have spent in The Matriarchy prison. 195 years to go.. I don't think I'm going to make it, and I beg the Queen for an appeal. Please release me!
