You’re a camera man. A documentarian. A tripod. You’re literally demoted in your own marriage to the role of photographer. You’re certainly not going to be in any of the photos or videos so you may as well make yourself useful.
Your mommy Nina Elle says she gets her lips plumped up with filler because it makes her feel more confident. Really she just likes how they feel stretched to the max on your black bully’s huge BBC and pressed against his asshole.