It has come to my attention that there are some grumpy piggies in The Matriarchy. Why not try to relax and relieve some of your stress with my brand new Goddess Sunshine waifu pillow now available for pre-order!!
Enjoying a quiet night up in my tower, with a nice glass of wine, a pig under my foot, and taking the time to compose a little poem examining the true meaning of this silly little M.A.L.E.S. group.