I'm putting together the finishing touches on my costume for this year's Second Annual Goddess Sunshine's Spooktacular Celebration And Recreational Event (S.C.A.R.E.) Party!
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
I never get sloppy. You're always a mess around Me though. It's understandable when you're in the presence of someone so superior. Don't worry, I can train you.
