While the Queen is away, I've been tasking with cleaning every single one of her shoes. This task was always more fun while she was wearing them, of course, but I'm still working hard even when she's not here. It's a tough job, but far better than th
An attack against the Head of the State is an attack against me! I have signed an emergency ordering banning free men from buying eggs and prohibiting them from entering a supermarket without Goddess supervision.
