There's no point in trying to resist a Superior Woman like Me. You will never win that battle, so you may as well just accept your fate as My submissive for life. Another obedient addition to Arwen's Empire 🏰🤎 [OC]
Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
An attack against the Head of the State is an attack against me! I have signed an emergency ordering banning free men from buying eggs and prohibiting them from entering a supermarket without Goddess supervision.
Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.
Shoo pigs! Come on. Let's go. I have a digging crew coming through here tomorrow. I don't want to hear that I'm disturbing your natural habitat. Get out!