"Attention all shoppers: public humiliation in aisle 3". It's embarrassing that now we can't even go to the store without female supervision, but at least pigs can still be useful when she needs milk from the top shelf. I just wish I could do it with
Email from Cadet Lieutenant to Queen Alex - Dear Queen: We have set up the Overgal decoy sissy pig on the whipping post to hopefully lure Lockcock. We will report back if and when we recapture him.