The pig chefs are hard at work, making sure that Queen Alex's State Dinner will be absolutely perfect! It will be once I offer up a few suggestions to the recipes.
*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
I'm looking to hire pigs with construction experience to build a new canal. This waterway will make a new trade route between Amazonia and York. Project is expected to be completed in around 5 weeks.
