For the briefest moment today, I actually believed I might get to have sex for the first time since arriving in the Matriarchy. The Pirate Queen had other ideas. The result was far more humiliating and emasculating that I imagined.
I'm putting together the finishing touches on my costume for this year's Second Annual Goddess Sunshine's Spooktacular Celebration And Recreational Event (S.C.A.R.E.) Party!
An attack against the Head of the State is an attack against me! I have signed an emergency ordering banning free men from buying eggs and prohibiting them from entering a supermarket without Goddess supervision.
Even though I get the ick seeing pigs touch my bestie, I have to admit it was kind of fun watching her magical teasing techniques turn his brain into mush
