The pig chefs are hard at work, making sure that Queen Alex's State Dinner will be absolutely perfect! It will be once I offer up a few suggestions to the recipes.
Reward offered for Information that leads to the arrest of the fugitive panty thief. Any pig who turns in the fugitive pig will get one of my dirty socks.
I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
