A proclamation from Generalissima Alex, leader of the Matriarchy: I am offering a delicious reward for the capture of the kingpig of the Lust trafficking cartel, Detective Conway
After a long and arduous journey, I've been secretly smuggled into Riverbed. The Queen took great delight in letting out her stresses on me, but found I was making too much noise. Even gagged with her dirty sock, I couldn't keep myself quiet.