A proclamation from Generalissima Alex, leader of the Matriarchy: I am offering a delicious reward for the capture of the kingpig of the Lust trafficking cartel, Detective Conway nudes
I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
