What little momentum was had has been lost. The Goddesses have diffused my plans to find support in Hera and York. Now, both the Pirates and the Wrens have mobilised and are working in tandem, hunting down the few members we have left. Many are losing fa
Seeing so many beautiful blonde women has only made me miss Alex even more. To avoid triggering my anxiety, all Goddess minors must dye their hair pink, or wear a wig until the Queen returns.
*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
