With Goddess Alex ruling over Venus with an iron visit, there has been a record number of pigs that have gone missing. Pigs are important for the economy of the Matriarchy. This is unacceptable!
For Goddess Cranwell’s Halloween party I am dressing as Dorothy, and I am bringing my Royal Foot Slave as Toto. I invite all Goddesses to remind Toto what a BAD doggie he is!
Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner
While the Queen is away, I've been tasking with cleaning every single one of her shoes. This task was always more fun while she was wearing them, of course, but I'm still working hard even when she's not here. It's a tough job, but far better than th
