I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
More males whining about their freedoms? It is time for collective punishment. All males are ordered to trade in their chastity cages for a smaller cage. Is it uncomfortable? Does it hurt your pitiful cock and balls? Too bad! Blame the males who are
Effective immediately, no free males will be permitted to own or work in high up positions in companies in the science and technology sectors. But males can still have fulfilling careers serving Goddesses in those sectors.
All the whining about the dangers of hunting wild pigs was completely overblown. It turns out they are as weak as any pig and squeal just as loud when you break them!
