I heard a rumor that Queen Alex was feeling a little sad for some reason. I hope that making fun of this pig tonight before Thursday Night Smother Sesh cheers her up!
I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
Reward offered for Information that leads to the arrest of the fugitive panty thief. Any pig who turns in the fugitive pig will get one of my dirty socks.
