By Order of Generalissima Alex, the civilian government of the Matriarchy is dissolved and the entire Matriarchy is now under martial law. The Queen shall be arrested.
An attack against the Head of the State is an attack against me! I have signed an emergency ordering banning free men from buying eggs and prohibiting them from entering a supermarket without Goddess supervision.
First, my shipment of cute workout clothes gets stolen, and now Goddess Minors are running around Riverbed acting like horny pigs? What the hell is happening?
I can't sleep. Thoughts of Queen Alex & her feet running through my head. Can my fellow M.A.L.E.S. be trusted not to betray their own gender? If there's a risk of me being turned in, I could act first, claim the reward... No! Mustn't even think th