I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.
Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
A Halloween party sounds like great fun, I can't wait to attend! And apparently it's being hosted by... Actually, I think I'm busy that night. I know, it sucks, but the Queen has so many shoes to clean. I hope the Queen and all the other Goddesses hav
