Apparently the (unfortunate) popularity of the Queen Alex dolls has ignited an unexpected trend amongst some Goddesses: acquiring dolls for their pigs to fuck, thus making their rare orgasms even more humiliating.
With a heavy heart and a guilty conscience, I kneel at the arched entrance to a magnificent castle overlooking a valley on the outskirts of Riverbed... and awaiting the arrival of a Chess Goddess.
Only one single pig was kind enough to wish me a Happy Women's Day. Tomorrow, food rations will be cut by 75%. Maybe starving a bit will teach you pigs some manners!
