I am such a generous Queen! At the Halloween party, one lucky pig will be permitted an orgasm to end Locktober. I just hope the pig gets off on humping a jack-o’-lantern while we mock him and laugh at him!
So, I know Portlandia is a dreadful, savage place, where dangerous men roam wild without proper feminine rule. But just think how much better it could be, if they only had the right powerful woman in charge, to whip them into shape. Perfect job for an as
