Several private companies have followed the Governess' recommendation, and implemented the Gag Law on their male employees. Without male opinions to distract them, the female workers are enjoying a sharp increase in productivity and efficiency.
As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b
