The man woke up confused in a cage before he saw the beauty walking by, inspecting the cages filled with other men, it was then that he realized he'd been captured by the Matriarchy, with little hope of escape.
I'm looking to hire pigs with construction experience to build a new canal. This waterway will make a new trade route between Amazonia and York. Project is expected to be completed in around 5 weeks.
Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.