Our Queen is doing amazing work overseas to increase our pig supply. As Head of State, I am calling for a thorough safety inspection of the Hera Slave Markets to be sure that we can handle the influx of new slaves.
I am such a generous Queen! At the Halloween party, one lucky pig will be permitted an orgasm to end Locktober. I just hope the pig gets off on humping a jack-o’-lantern while we mock him and laugh at him!
