*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.
The man woke up confused in a cage before he saw the beauty walking by, inspecting the cages filled with other men, it was then that he realized he'd been captured by the Matriarchy, with little hope of escape.
