In a rare miscalculation, the Cadets accidentally took the Venus Deli instead of Venus Dolls. I'm sorry for the mistake Queen Alex, but at least you will have a sandwich named after you!
I thought I could beat a woman at chess, but she put me in my place and reduced me to tears. This is my public apology, and my recognition of my own inferiority. Thank you for making me your chess bitch.
