Email from Cadet Lieutenant to Queen Alex - Dear Queen: We have set up the Overgal decoy sissy pig on the whipping post to hopefully lure Lockcock. We will report back if and when we recapture him.
With a heavy heart and a guilty conscience, I kneel at the arched entrance to a magnificent castle overlooking a valley on the outskirts of Riverbed... and awaiting the arrival of a Chess Goddess.