The pig chefs are hard at work, making sure that Queen Alex's State Dinner will be absolutely perfect! It will be once I offer up a few suggestions to the recipes.
First, my shipment of cute workout clothes gets stolen, and now Goddess Minors are running around Riverbed acting like horny pigs? What the hell is happening?
I heard a rumor that Queen Alex was feeling a little sad for some reason. I hope that making fun of this pig tonight before Thursday Night Smother Sesh cheers her up!
It took a few days to get things moving smoothly, but #ProjectPigDig is moving along nicely and is on schedule. Sunshine River will be glorious when it's complete!
