Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
In a rare miscalculation, the Cadets accidentally took the Venus Deli instead of Venus Dolls. I'm sorry for the mistake Queen Alex, but at least you will have a sandwich named after you!
One week ago, a very silly and inferior man made the mistake of challenging me to a chess game, and found himself in chastity for seven days. Tonight, he has the most humiliating orgasm of his life. Care to join me?
