Even though Goddess Sunshine rescinded my Christmas bonus for suspect reasons, I felt bad about a nightmare I had last night. That's why I dipped into my savings and bought her a Fornicouture Fuji Glass Dildo Whip. I laid in on her desk with a card sign
Only one single pig was kind enough to wish me a Happy Women's Day. Tomorrow, food rations will be cut by 75%. Maybe starving a bit will teach you pigs some manners!
