An attack against the Head of the State is an attack against me! I have signed an emergency ordering banning free men from buying eggs and prohibiting them from entering a supermarket without Goddess supervision.
I was so angry when I was told I do not have the authority to put the pigs owned by other Goddesses in tighter chastity. I took my anger out on my poor royal foot slave and viciously whipped him. I actually felt pretty guilty afterwards and let him wors
