By my authority as Generalissima under Venus martial law, the Protect Imperiled Goddesses (PIG) Act is enacted: All free males in Venus are now pigs. nudes
The only thing worse than finding out my bank account was wiped clean is that my credit cards got maxed out buying.. shovels?? This is going to take weeks to get straightened out.
I never get sloppy. You're always a mess around Me though. It's understandable when you're in the presence of someone so superior. Don't worry, I can train you.
