By my authority as Generalissima under Venus martial law, the Protect Imperiled Goddesses (PIG) Act is enacted: All free males in Venus are now pigs. nudes
An attack against the Head of the State is an attack against me! I have signed an emergency ordering banning free men from buying eggs and prohibiting them from entering a supermarket without Goddess supervision.
Reward offered for Information that leads to the arrest of the fugitive panty thief. Any pig who turns in the fugitive pig will get one of my dirty socks.
