While the illegitimate dissolved government of Overgal is framing Goddesses for wildfires, your military rulers are working hard to better the lives of Goddesses by enslaving more free males and tackling the Lust crisis
It has come to my attention that there are some grumpy piggies in The Matriarchy. Why not try to relax and relieve some of your stress with my brand new Goddess Sunshine waifu pillow now available for pre-order!!
I know that the chefs have been hard at work preparing for the Queen's State Dinner, but everything I've tried so far tastes terrible. I will offer my own suggestions for the menu...
I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
