A proclamation from Generalissima Alex, leader of the Matriarchy: I am offering a delicious reward for the capture of the kingpig of the Lust trafficking cartel, Detective Conway nudes
Even though Goddess Sunshine rescinded my Christmas bonus for suspect reasons, I felt bad about a nightmare I had last night. That's why I dipped into my savings and bought her a Fornicouture Fuji Glass Dildo Whip. I laid in on her desk with a card sign
By Order of Generalissima Alex, the civilian government of the Matriarchy is dissolved and the entire Matriarchy is now under martial law. The Queen shall be arrested.
