Even though Goddess Sunshine rescinded my Christmas bonus for suspect reasons, I felt bad about a nightmare I had last night. That's why I dipped into my savings and bought her a Fornicouture Fuji Glass Dildo Whip. I laid in on her desk with a card sign
Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??