As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
Hey Lockcock. I’m sorry I lost my temper earlier. You’re right, it’s not your fault that this apartment is a mess. I’ve been doing some talking with a couple of friends of mine. You remember Goddess Cranwell and Goddess Nikki, right? I think we s
