I am such a generous Queen! At the Halloween party, one lucky pig will be permitted an orgasm to end Locktober. I just hope the pig gets off on humping a jack-o’-lantern while we mock him and laugh at him!
Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
