In order to keep our pigs happy and healthy during the Queen's absence, The Matriarchy will once again be adopting the "Sunshine Standard" 800 calorie per day kale only diet. You're welcome! 🌈🌞
Some Cadets were caught hazing a new recruit in the palace. Even more egregious, some of them dared to sit on MY throne while doing it. This is totally unacceptable!