Ugh, stop squirming pig! I don’t care if you can’t breathe! I am trying to watch this breaking news about the latest scandal by that slut Overgal! nudes
I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
