Even though Goddess Sunshine rescinded my Christmas bonus for suspect reasons, I felt bad about a nightmare I had last night. That's why I dipped into my savings and bought her a Fornicouture Fuji Glass Dildo Whip. I laid in on her desk with a card sign
Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner
