I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
Having enjoyed the privilege of begging for scraps at the table throughout Being Kind To Pigs Month, as of today I'm back to the indignity of the usual way of doing things.
Apparently the (unfortunate) popularity of the Queen Alex dolls has ignited an unexpected trend amongst some Goddesses: acquiring dolls for their pigs to fuck, thus making their rare orgasms even more humiliating.
