More males whining about their freedoms? It is time for collective punishment. All males are ordered to trade in their chastity cages for a smaller cage. Is it uncomfortable? Does it hurt your pitiful cock and balls? Too bad! Blame the males who are
Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner
Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
