I heard through the grapevine that the Press Secretary finished his first day of flying lessons at Camp Voliya. Every day of his lessons is a day less of him serving me. I decided to send him a text summoning him to my farmstead
An attack against the Head of the State is an attack against me! I have signed an emergency ordering banning free men from buying eggs and prohibiting them from entering a supermarket without Goddess supervision.
Royal Decree from the Queen: Effective Immediately. Pigs Diets Are Upgraded from Kale to Green Beans. Keep Your Pigs Lean, Clean and on Their Routines with Green Beans!
