Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.
Whoever had the audacity to vandalize this brand new expensive sports car, know that my Cadets and I will stop at nothing to find you and bring you to justice for your crime 😏
First, my shipment of cute workout clothes gets stolen, and now Goddess Minors are running around Riverbed acting like horny pigs? What the hell is happening?
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
