"If I wanted a bunch of useless tongue flapping, I'd have asked Draco to tell me about his family. Get back in there and work for it, you filthy little worm." - Daphne Greengrass, holding court in the Slytherin Common Room.
This seems like an excellent place to share my slightly insane fuck or die fic I wrote and posted last week, if anyone is up for an unconventional pairing
