I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
A proclamation from Generalissima Alex, leader of the Matriarchy: I am offering a delicious reward for the capture of the kingpig of the Lust trafficking cartel, Detective Conway
Even though Goddess Sunshine rescinded my Christmas bonus for suspect reasons, I felt bad about a nightmare I had last night. That's why I dipped into my savings and bought her a Fornicouture Fuji Glass Dildo Whip. I laid in on her desk with a card sign
Several private companies have followed the Governess' recommendation, and implemented the Gag Law on their male employees. Without male opinions to distract them, the female workers are enjoying a sharp increase in productivity and efficiency.
