All the whining about the dangers of hunting wild pigs was completely overblown. It turns out they are as weak as any pig and squeal just as loud when you break them! nudes
I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
