"Attention all shoppers: public humiliation in aisle 3". It's embarrassing that now we can't even go to the store without female supervision, but at least pigs can still be useful when she needs milk from the top shelf. I just wish I could do it with
I walked by the old whipping post today, and stopped for a few minutes to reminisce about all the good times I had beating the shit out of that lazy pig Lockcock.