Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
A Halloween party sounds like great fun, I can't wait to attend! And apparently it's being hosted by... Actually, I think I'm busy that night. I know, it sucks, but the Queen has so many shoes to clean. I hope the Queen and all the other Goddesses hav
Some free male detective is sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. If an ambitious pig deals with him and makes this problem go away for me, I will let that pig stick his nose somewhere much more rewarding.
Some Cadets were caught hazing a new recruit in the palace. Even more egregious, some of them dared to sit on MY throne while doing it. This is totally unacceptable!
