As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b
Seeing so many beautiful blonde women has only made me miss Alex even more. To avoid triggering my anxiety, all Goddess minors must dye their hair pink, or wear a wig until the Queen returns.
