Some free male detective is sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. If an ambitious pig deals with him and makes this problem go away for me, I will let that pig stick his nose somewhere much more rewarding.
While the Queen is away, I've been tasking with cleaning every single one of her shoes. This task was always more fun while she was wearing them, of course, but I'm still working hard even when she's not here. It's a tough job, but far better than th
