Great news Press Secretary 2! We didn't lose The Queen's shoecleaner! He is on a top secret mission, so I'm heading to Freya to get rid of the imposter now.
I was so angry when I was told I do not have the authority to put the pigs owned by other Goddesses in tighter chastity. I took my anger out on my poor royal foot slave and viciously whipped him. I actually felt pretty guilty afterwards and let him wors
*Private Journal Entry* My apartment smells like a fucking greenhouse because of Lockcock's constant pot use. He is using because of his PTSD from being left on the whipping post for 6 months. I want this mentally ill motherfucker out of my apartment. W
