*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
**A Femdom Times Exclusive** Pigs rioting in open rebellion? Goddess minor violent acts of disobedience? A Queen nowhere to be found? Is the Matriarchy crumbling before our very eyes? Stay tuned....
*Press Release* Our office has been given reliable intel that the Wrens have been conducting training exercises between Freya and Venus. Some speculate that this has to do with the Queen's recent tax increases.
