Instead of throwing me back into the ocean after a fishing trip, you decide to keep me and use me as your personal Mer-Slut in bed…even if it means I have to stay away from water and suffer~
w-who are you... a-and how did you get into my house... wait, what are you doing... wait please s-stop- aughh (I want to be minding my business at home and have an intruder break in and rape me)
I only just became queen of the elves and already some humans, rather exotic ones I might add, want to meet with me. You know, I used to think politics was boring but these humans have so many ways to make it fun!